of things: making bad movies about sad circus clowns, getting the British all riled up, and giving us the Statue of Liberty. Other than that, I can’t really say if there’s any reason to go to war again if some country, like, say, Albania decides to invade them. Okay, maybe there is one reason to save the French from invasion: Jennifer Lamiraqui. Tell me those curves aren’t worth saving from the evils of the Albanians? I’m telling you, if not for Jennifer Lamiraqui and her amazing ability to put on lingerie and make you get all wobbly in the knees, we would have let the Germans keep Paris all those years ago. At least, that’s what the history books say. I’m just going by what I read here, man.
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In case you were wondering, the answer is Yes, French lingerie model Jennifer Lamiraqui is very much still a lingerie hottie. So how exactly does one become a lingerie model, you may be wondering. Well for one, you would have to be hot to start with. Like, from birth and stuff. With that accomplished (thanks, mom and dad!), you can then get someone to “notice” you, maybe at a nude beach, perhaps, and once people start paying you obscene amounts of money to take pictures of you in your bra and panties, you can go home and tell everyone you’ve made it. That’s how Jennifer Lamiraqui did it! (I could be wrong, of course, but I’m rarely wrong, so there.) Failing all those things, you could just send me your lingerie pictures. Just make sure you’re not, like, 500 pounds or sumthin’.
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Hey, it’s Monday, and you know what that means — Jennifer Lamiraqui bikini extravaganza time! What, didn’t I tell you? I swore I told you we were going to do this every Monday last week. Or at least, every Monday when I decided we should do this. And yes, that makes perfect sense. Anyhoos. Who is Jennifer Lamiraqui? She’s the kind of woman we’d like to drag into a barn and do things to her that are illegal in at least a dozen or so States. And with a name like Lamiraqui, you just know that she knows all kinds of neat tricks to keep you in bed all day, such as, you know, being naked and stuff.
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Oooh lala, it’s Jennifer Lamiraqui in lingerie! Okay, yeah, I know using “ooh lala” in a post about a French person is kinda generic and cliche-ridden, but give me a break. I only know two things about the French: they like to say “Oooh lala” and they kinda suck in a fight. And since I don’t want to insult the two and a half French guys that reads this ridiculously lame blog
, I’m gonna stick with the former when addressing the French. Having said that, Oooh lala, it’s Jennifer Lamiraqui in lingerie! Break out the mimes!
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I feel absolutely no need to justify this posting of French model Jennifer Lamiraqui in a series of lingerie pictures. Then again, in case you needed one, here it is: In our continued effort to mend ties with the French, we have posted these gorgeous pictures of Jennifer Lamiraqui in lingerie because, in our mind, the more French women we can ogle, the better relations between our two countries. And if that doesn’t work, it’s Sunday, and what better way to celebrate it than to post pictures of hot half-naked woman. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
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Oooh la la, the French strikes again, this time with the exotic Jennifer Lamiraqui, who is mostly known in France, but defintely deserves to get a wider, international appreciation. Now, while I continue to maintain that the French are only good for making cheese and surrendering at the most inopportune time during a fight, their women are another matter. Laetitia Casta, Monica Bellucci (though technically Italian, she married into French for some UnGodly reason), and now you can add Jennifer Lamiraqui to the list. Oooh la
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